IA is the Ultimate Cure to Covid 19 Buddy Rerererereread IAitUCtCBR with the IA Addicts And the moral of this rerereread is Maud the Red the Sariv the Learned One snobby cunning medieval space vamps Bouncy Lethal Little Helen of the Ripper Cushions BLLHotRC Arland s loving compassionate altruistic family cut cut cut slice slice slice chop chop chop Machiavellian shenanigans alore the tachi the lees oh my bloody hell of the stinking shrimp what just happened yes this series is most assuredly the ultimate cure to covid 19 And to world hunger And racism And war And bigotry And Life Leverage global warming Among many other things So let s dance and stuff Book 1 Clean Sweep Book 2 Sweep in Peace Book 3 One Fell Sweep Book 45 Sweep with Me July 2019 And the moral of this reread is if it weren t for their slightly opposite views on pathetic bloodsuckers fearsome vampires you d think Maud the Red and Kate Daniels were long lost murderously lethal third cousins thrice removed Or something Also I m still finding it uite unacceptable that Arland didn tet a little very much drunk on coffee in this instalment I am most put out and stuff Also also too disgustingly PG this was if you ask me So sigh and stuff Also also also I love my new friend Seveline so much I decided to introduce her to my newest Super Extra Friendly Pet SEFP Bernie Ha I just knew these two would Bulbophyllums; the Incomplete Guide, From A to WHY? get along like peas in pod barnacles on a rockJune 19 2019 we have a release date July 16 it is Sorry about this Cousin Gustav tends toet a teensy little bit over excited when it comes to new IA releases and has the hardest time controlling himself I apologize on his behalf and stuffMay 18 2019 life sucks because the release date has been pushed back to June and stuff but life isn t so very dramatically bad after all because there s a Maud snippet here and stuff Cows are happy and shaking their booties and so should youDon t tell anyone but I think there s a slight chance I might perhaps like Maud a lot than I do Dina Maybe Also Helen the Tiny Badass HtTB may possibly be the coolest most irresistibly ruthless fanged little kid in the history of coolest most irresistibly ruthless fanged little kids It is probably probable yes Don t askOkay so this shoulda been novella that turned out to be full length novel oh happy shrimp was Slightly Very Good SVG and stuff Granted I like Arland better when he Alhambra gets drunk on coffee and runs around orchards somewhat naked but Iuess you can t have everything Besides I ot blood violence and severed limbs which is all that really matters in the end I learned how to use forks in a most creatively homicidal way while reading this book too so I uess I can t complain and stuff Oh and also ripper cushions Huge ripper cushions Need I say Didn t think soNow patiently wait until the final non revoltingly PG 13 version of the book is released I shall Let s just hope it doesn t take too long and stuff I mean should that be the case I would have to put my waiting lettuce hat on and it would kinda sorta ruin the nefarious tyrant image I ve been working on for decades A lettuce never looked so hot methinks Full not so fascinating and probably superiorly crappy non review to come when the Slightly Very Good Book is published and stuff Bump Your Heart Out Warning this review is Its a Lat Lat Lat Lat World going toet bumped repeatedly as new chapters are posted online So if you are one of those freaks who convulse whenever they see the same review in their feed than once please feel free to unfriend and block me I m pretty sure we ll both be The Infinite Air glad you did December 1 2018 it s epilogue time Sob sob sob and stuff the end is near here November 25 2018 Chapter 17 part 4 is up So wonderfully violent so delightfully bloody so scrumptiously beautiful Most blissfully happy I am right now November 17 2018 Chapter 17 part 3 is up November 10 2018 Chapter 17 part 2 is up November 5 2018 Chapter 17 part 1 is here The Mostest Awesomest Authorlords MAA wrote this instalment despite being sick as fish that s how Mostest Awesomest they are October 19 2018 Chapter 16 part 3 is up October 16 2018 Chapter 16 parts 1 and 2 are upSays Gordon We areently reminding you that because of the nature of this story being posted on the internet where minors can read it we keep things PG 13 until the story is revised for publicationOooooh that means there will be hot stuff in this chapter when the book is published I think some pre emptively sweating is in order October 9 2018 Chapter 15 part 4 is up September 28 2018 Chapter 15 part 3 is up September 21 2018 Chapter 15 part 2 is up September 15 2018 Chapter 15 part 1 is up September 7 2018 Chapter 14 parts 1 and 2 are up August 26 2018 Chapter 13 part 3 is up August 16 2018 Chapter 13 part 2 is up August 14 2018 it s already time
to read Chapter 13 part 1 August 13 2018 another instalment is up Important appearance announcements incoming Check the read Chapter 13 part 1 August 13 2018 another instalment is up Important appearance announcements incoming Check the site for updates August 10 2018 Chapter 12 part 3 is up August 9 2018 Chapter 12 part 2 is up July 27 2018 Chapter 12 part 1 is up July 21 2018 Chapter 11 part 3 is up July 14 2018 Chapter 11 part 2 is up June 19 2018 Chapter 11 part 1 is here June 19 2018 Chapter 10 part 2 is here June 2 2018 Chapter 10 part 1 is up May 29 2018 GDPR Curse begone Chapter 9 part 2 is here May 19 2018 Chapter 9 part 1 is up May 14 2018 Chapter 8 part 2 is up Art by Disanthus May 5 2018 Chapter 8 part 1 is here April 21 2018 no Innkeeper until May A very private message to the Authorlords if your plane s engine blow up I m unleashing the crustaceans on the airline company Just so you know April 14 2018 Chapter 7 part 2 is up April 7 2018 Chapter 7 part 1 is up already Woo hoo and stuff April 4 2018 Chapter 6 part 3 is up Who would have thought House Krahr had its very own Doolittle Ain t no honey badger thoughAlso Maud and Little Helen are so bloody shrimping badass I could cry nefarious tears and stuff March 24 2018 Chapter 6 parts 1 2 are up March 9 2018 Chapter 5 part 2 is up And it s all about ripper cushions March 3 2018 Chapter 5 part 1 is up And look at that most yummilicious art Feb 24 2018 Chapter 4 part 3 is up Feb 20 2018 Chapter most yummilicious art Feb 24 2018 Chapter 4 part 3 is up Feb 20 2018 Chapter parts 1 and 2 are up Feb 9 2018 Chapter 3 part 3 is up Feb 2 2018 Chapter 3 part 2 is up January 30 2018 Chapter 3 part 1 is up January 26 2018 we have a title Yay and stuff January 20 2018 chapter 2 part 2 is up January 15 2018 Okayyyyyy so my first review for this book we. Maud Demille was a daughter of Innkeepers She knew that a simple life wasn't in the cards but she never anticipated what Fate would throw at herOnce a wife to a powerful vampire knight Maud and her daughter Helen had been exiled for the sins of her husband to the desolate planet of Karhari Karhari killed her husband and Maud had spent a year and a half avenging his debts But now all the debts are. Ing on the planet and overhearing a ossipy conversation between two women and then flying with her boyfriend to someplace else Vampires in this book stand in for conuistadors royalty billionaires or that other ruling house in their Texas series that I also 99c Kindle sale June 15 2020 35ish stars Final review first posted on Fantasy LiteratureWith Sweep of the Blade the fourth installment in Ilona Andrews INNKEEPER CHRONICLES series there is a new main character Maud sister of Dina the previous main character and the innkeeper of this light SF series We met Maud in the prior book in this series One Fell Sweep when Dina convinced Sean the werewolf and Arland the vampire these are both alien races by the way though distantly related to humans to help her rescue Maud and her five year old half vampire daughter Helen from the desert prison planet Karhari In the first few chapters of Sweep of the Blade Andrews retells these scenes from Maud s point of viewArland has fallen head over heels for Maud her sword fighting skills are as ood as any vampire s which is a major turn on for Arland and after just a few weeks at Dina s inn he asks her to Pandoras Planet go to his planet Daesyn marry him and live with him there and I think most people are kind of over vampires but these authors do a fantastic job of making these vampires interesting In fact if anyone were to ask me if I wanted to read about them I d probably tell them nobuthankyouforasking However I ll read anything by Ilona AndrewsAnd I mlad I read this oneOk so if you re unfamiliar with the Innkeeper Chronicles it s basically an urban fantasy series about an alternate Earth with sentient Inns that contain portals to other planetsand dimensionsKind ofAlso other stuff and all of it extremely addicting to read about So the Is It Bedtime Wibbly Pig? gist of this is that there are vampires but not like the ones that we veot here in Transylvania These uys are all on different planets waging war plotting against and trying to outmaneuver each other for dominance All while having these old world viewpoints about class and castes It s fun ReallySo this daughter of an Innkeeper who has her own set of mysterious powers marries a douchey but hot vampire He ends up etting them and their child cast out of his rather powerful family and stranded on a prison esue planet then promptly sets about Training the Help (Hedon Falls getting himself killed off because of his scheming natureOur heroine can take care of herself but when another hot but non douchey vampire makes a bid for her heart will she say yesAnd there you have it Anotherreat story by these two authors 1st read throughout 2018 Read as it was released as a serial2nd read January 2019 Reread online when the serial was complete3rd read July 2019 Final published versionAs much as I love Dina and enjoy spending time at the Inn I m really happy that we When Not to Build got a book about Maud and Arland It wasreat to see of the vampire culture and visit Arland s home planet but what I really enjoyed was seeing Maud find a place for herself with Arland s family not just because Arland loves her but because they could see what an asset she is on her own meritMaud is very different to her sister they both rew up in Inns so have a broad knowledge of the universe and all the different species that live in it but Maud spent years living with vampires and in a lot of ways she s vampire than human in her outlook on life After everything that happened with Melizard she s wary of etting involved with Arland she wants Helen to be happy and knows that she d have a fuller life on Arland s home world and importantly than anything she loves Arland but she s terrified of having her life ripped out from under *Her Again She Wants To Have Her *again She wants to have her place in society one that doesn t depend on Arland where she s respected for her own abilities and she s determined to prove her worth to his familyI loved how brave Maud is to fight for what she wanted and I really appreciated how patient Arland was he never tried to push her further than she was willing to o and although he d made up his mind about wanting to marry her he was happy to wait until she was ready for a relationship I love the two of them together and when you throw adorable Helen into the mix they re just the cutest little family unitI ve already read this story three times first when it was being serialised on Ilona Andrews blog again when it had been finished so I could binge it in one sitting and for the third time when the published version hit my kindle I have to admit I was hoping we might have a little heat added to the finished version but I just loved everything about this story It s full of action lots "Of Humour A Sweet "humour a sweet and a battle with space pirates What could I ask for Oh and the ending left me desperate for the next instalment too Interesting things are afoot in the Innkeeper universe and I can t wait to see what happens nextWell that was bloody awesome The whole story is now available to read online it usually stays up for a couple of weeks or so before it s taken down so if you want to try it while its
free you should et to it ASAP It ll then be taken offline properly edited with extra adult material added you should An Eye for an Eye get to it ASAP It ll then be taken offline properly edited with extra adult material added then published made available to purchase usually as an ebook and in printI always love reading the instalments as this is written but I m planning to read the whole thing again from the beginning very soon in one big binge Then of course I ll be buying the finished version to for the Maud Arland sexy times LOLIlona and Gordon have started posting instalments of the latest Innkeeper story on their website This isoing to be a novella about Maud and Helen travelling to Arland s home planet to meet his family and I can t wait let the wonderful torture of waiting for each week s new instalment begin Sale Alert Kindle Daily Deal 15Jun20 099There is this thing about Ilona Andrews writing that almost always works for me Again they have captured that blend of Still Side by Side good story interesting backdrop fun characters dash of humor touch of alphaness pinch of magic and a sprinkling of sword play baked at 322 pages for a deliciousood time You don t have to have read any of the other books in this series to understand Sweep of the Blade but you d miss out on the Oriori No Uta great time that was Dina and Sean s storyMaud is a fighter she s been a fighter since she was a child and picked up her first sword It made sense that her first husband. Ouse Krahr is a powerful vampire House and Maud knows that a woman who turned down the proposal from its most beloved son wouldn'tet a warm reception But Maud Demille never shied from a fight and House Krahr may soon discover that there is to this human woman than they ever thought possiblePublished as an online free serial before the book is compiled and self published shortly after completion.
Ilona Andrews Ý 1 READNt poof in a wondrous blast of Four Word Film Reviews glorious nothingness so here weo again Yay and stuffSoooo let s recap a little here this most scrumptious piece of serial entertaintment has been up and running since December 25 2017 It s a novella about Maud and Little Miss Awrawrrawrawr aka Helen view spoiler forget about the silly Amber alert business Helen is safely stashed away in the Kindergarten wing of my High Security Harem hide spoiler Re read 3171945 stars 21218We have finally reached the end my friends If you want to read this for free in it s entirety this is your chance now before it Keep Calm, Alice Is Here Affirmations Workbook Positive Affirmations Workbook Includes gets taken down to be edited and publishedEnjoy Many many thanks and deepratitude to the authors for all their work on Innkeeper and sharing it with us for free Free online serial at updated on every chapter release usually every weekChapter 1 Part 1271217Best Christmas present ever Many thanks to both authors for sharing this with us especially during the holidays and while movingHere we Crystal Decoder go again Chapter 1 Part 25118 I never cared much for appearances he said His eyes were soft and warm InvitingShe needed toet her head examined Poor Maud she s You Owe Me One gonna have her hands full with Arland Chapter 2 Part 112118 Chapter 2 Part 220118 It s beautiful Maud said honestly It s home he saidIt could be your home hislance added Chapter 3 Part 130118 Chapter 3 Part 22218 Chapter 3 Part 310218 Chapter 4 Part 1 and 220218Now I m Debbie Browns Dream Wedding Cakes going to be worried for Helen until the next chapter Sigh Chapter 4 Part 324218 Ha The Universe provided a teachable moment No my flower That s a lees Remember how I told you about hiding your strength The lees hide their strength They look cute but they are dangerous and very cunning Chapter 5 Part 13318Chapter 5 Part 210318Olasard the Ripper of SoulsChapter 6 Part 1 and 224318 Lady Helen suared her tiny shoulders I m here for repercussions Karat stopped by the rack of practice weapons We reoing to do this nice and easy she said under her breath You and I will spar then we will drink some fruity drinks and Second Son (Jack Reacher, go back Don t worry They really didn t think much of her PS I ve already re read this chapter five times Favourite one so farChapter 6 Part 34418 Chapter 7 Part 17418 The little transparent sphere was barely a uarter of an inch across On Earth it would ve passed for a tinylass marble or a stray beadA high storage datacore likely encrypted to her Someone left her a presentShe picked it up leaned forward and blew on the mirror Faint words appeared written in lyphs of the Merchant ClansWith compliments from the Great Nuan Cee Chapter 7 Part 214418I don t usually use the authors images but you should definitely see Arland as the authors see himhttpinnkeeperilona andrewscom2021418No new Innkeeper until May Chapter 8 Part 15518And they re back Chapter 8 Part 215518 Chapter 9 Part 119518 Chapter 9 Part 230518 So I am a mongrel On Earth that s a word people use when they don t know what breed a dog is You know who you are You are Helen Maud sighed Because some people have rigid minds They like everything to be clearly labeled They have a box for everyone they meet A box for vampires a box for lees a box for humans When someone doesn t fit into their boxes they panic Chapter 10 Part 11618 Chapter 10 Part 29618 Chapter 11 Part 118618 The Writ of Command Part Seven He frowned Prohibition of fraternization between knights separated by than three ranks What does that have to do with anything Chapter 11 Part 213718 It is a common misconception that the Lees love money above all else That s not exactly true They love a bargain they love etting a ood deal Getting for less is the foundation of their society Let me take something to them they will find irresistible Chapter 11 Part 320718Man I love Arland Chapter 12 Part 128718 Chapter 12 Part 28818 Chapter 12 Part 39818 Chapter 12 Part 413818 Chapter 13 Part 113818Ilemina The image is direct from the authors sitehttpinnkeeperilona andrewscom20 Chapter 13 Part 216818 Chapter 13 Part 325818 The lees pride the Ilona Andrews books are my crack and I don t ever want to uit Gah this book I COULD NOT PUT IT DOWN IF YOU ARE A NOT put it down If you are a of this series you will be blown away by Sweep of the Blade Technically you could try it as a stand alone since Maud is the main focus of the story but I highly recommend reading the other Innkeeper Chronicles books first mainly because they are awesome I was so so addicted to the story right from the beginning The pace is very fast and the time reading will simply fly by Maud is an extremely compelling character and there is a nice romance to boot even if the romance isn t the mushy demonstrative kind Also there is no heat at all for those interested Children in books can be hit or miss for me but I loved Maud s relationship with her daughter I even found myself calling my own children my flower despite the strange looks that I ot from my husbandAll this book did was made me hungry for the next in the series
It s crack tastic and I Natives: Race and Class in the Ruins of Empire - The Sunday Times Bestseller guarantee you will love it toooodreads instagram twitter blog Can I ask yous crack tastic and I The Perfect Child guarantee you will love it toooodreads instagram twitter blog Can I ask you Maud asked Of course Why do you have a copy of Twilight in your room Arland became completely still Um Lord Marshal she prompted with a small smile I wanted to know how women from Earth see vampires Not just a vampire romance it s a Space Vampire romanceimage error I read this book in a single day because Ilona Andrews I fan irl this writing team so hard it isn t even funny So with that said I am obviously unbiased I can t seem to write a review for this but here s my crappy attempt at itThis feels a little like Kate Daniels in that Maud has a lot of knowledge and also knows how to kick ass Also Arland has a whole lot of tradition and authorityresponsibility he has to uphold which seems to conflict directly with his choice of Maud as his romantic interest much like the early KateCurran relationship Oh and throw in a kid Helen whose mixed heritage makes her a lot dangerous than her childhood counterparts much like Conlan However it s not like Kate Daniels in that there is space travel vampires who
Are Like Humans And There Are Politicallike humans and there are political on a universal scaleSo all in all this felt familiar and yet different and I enjoyed it Maud s novella is a drippy uninspiring romance with absolutely boring world building The first four installments consist of Maud approaching the planet where her non fiance vampire is from land. Paid Rescued by her sister Dina Maud had swore off all things vampire Except she met Arland the Marshal of House Krahr One thing led to another and he asked for her hand in marriage She declinedTry as she might she can't just walk away from Arland It doesn't help that being human is a lot harder for Maud than being a vampireTo sort it all out she accepts his invitation to visit his home planet